Woes of a 2 year old

Zachary: I tried to help mommy cook by taking all the pots and pans out of the cupboards, but it didn't seem to help. So I tried to help her do laundry. I couldn't find any clothes to put in the washer with the water and clothes in it, so I put the box of valentines tatoos and some water colors in instead. Realizing this might make her mad, I took the box out but water started flooding the laundry room. I decided I'd better take the dripping paints out as well. The floor was covered in pretty colors, and so was the water in the washer. I don't know why mommy was upset...